lilgryphon

[Error: unknown template qotd]You know, this is the first time I've ever answered a "writer's block", but I'm calling bullshit. The whole idea of baseball playing vampires is wrong on so many levels to begin with...All I want to know (other than *how* they produce sperm) is if they hit the damn ball so hard that it sounds like thunder, why doesn't the bat break??

Screw picking a baseball player I'm calling Blade...